Old Spice - Fabio / Hair - (2011) :30 (USA)

Old Spice - Fabio / Hair - (2011) :30 (USA)

Or rather, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr.

Albert Dali, Bull Gary, Idiot Proof Names, www.AlbertDali.com
Albert Dali, Christy on Deo, Idiot Proof Names, www.AlbertDali.com
Albert Dali, Low Rial, Idiot Proof Names, www.AlbertDali.com
Albert Dali, Poo Joe, Idiot Proof Names, www.AlbertDali.com
Albert Dali, Hug & Does, Idiot Proof Names, www.AlbertDali.com

Albert Dali Idiot Proof Names Posters

Pronunciation is the key for brand names. If there's even a minor handle for butchering of the name, a brand can become the laughing stock. That's why, you need idiot-proof names that work in all markets. Our new campaign turns the spotlight on this issue.


That's Vaginal!

Lets get one thing out of the way here because it bugs me. Vagina is the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals. In other words, it's the inside. Which of course is quite awesome, but it's not the whole (with the vulva) nor will it ever be despite people asking dumb questions like "do you shave your vagina". Heavens no, there's no hair in the tube mate. Still, people like calling the whole package the vajayjay so, that's why this little thing is all about claiming the word vaginal to mean all kinds of awesome. Which makes sense, because that tube really is awesome, amirite. Yes. I am. It is as awesome as a lion riding a manta ray. The cat on a mission has a point.


Link Lust: Banned FB G+ ads, John Winsor on startups, ladies hate the V-ads from Summer's Eve

John Winsor posts "It’s About What You’re For Not What You're Against" regarding startups.

That’s what I love about start-ups. It’s a clean slate. You start with a vision, which includes being different than something else, then you race like hell to learn as much as you can. Then you pivot. Only then can you discover what you're for.


Cofanifunebrimania babes & coffins calendar is no more?

We've been mocking them since 2003 when the owners wife was featured in it, and these days EIZO Pin-Up is a lot more daring. But finally the Italian Law caught up with these things gossips Adscams George Parker, who has been laughing at these things since at least 2007, and the calendar is now censored.
When I search news articles for this I only find that a cofani funebri had been shut down for splashing hazardous waste everywhere. That might be a euphemism for this calendar, though. Check them at cofanifunebrimania.eu.


Charlie Brooker takes on advertising (and slaps a creative about)

You have to love 'Confessions of an advertising insider - Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - BBC Four' if only because they managed to work in the awful line: "Right, so the director is shooting a load in to the actresses mouth." Yipes!

Via @LondonAdGirl