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Galoob - The Animal Bears Its Claws (1984)

Galoob - The Animal Bears Its Claws (1984)

...but when the going gets tough, it bears it's CLAWS and can climb over anything...

 

Hasbro - G.I. Joe - Imagine This (1984) :30

Hasbro - G.I. Joe - Imagine This (1984) :30

G.I. Joe is just plain cool. Don't argue with me. Just Yoo Joe!

 

Transformers (hasbro) - Triple Changers Perceptor (1984)

Transformers (hasbro) - Triple Changers Perceptor (1984)

Watch out - if you buy this your eyes will grow green and you'll speak in a funny voice. :P Darnit transformers are just cool.

 

Hasbro My Little Pony So Soft (1984)

Hasbro My Little Pony So Soft (1984)

:30 second advert.

Girls ooh and awe as they rub their little wee noses against their so soft my little ponies.
Hand on your heart, did you get one? Is this sexual in any way? For real life refences, they intercut with a real girls petting a real ponies soft nose, pony all white, girl with flowers in her hair. No wonder grown women are on prozac. ;-)

 

Hasbro: Jem Television - Truly Outrageous - (1984)

Hasbro: Jem Television - Truly Outrageous - (1984)

Remember when jem was truly outrageous? No? Well, maybe it's because of this ad. Where is Jem today?

 

Coleco: Sectaurs - Episode 5 (1984) :30 (USA)

Coleco: Sectaurs - Episode 5 (1984) :30 (USA)

Kids play with toys. It's dramatic.

 

Tomy - Starriors - (early 1980s classic) 0:30 (USA)

Tomy - Starriors -  (early 1980s classic) 0:30 (USA)

Beware of Madonna-ish conical robot boobs. Starriors! We're kinda like Transformers or Voltron or something. It's hard to say!

 

Mattel Books - She-Ra Princess of Power (early 1980s classic) 0:30 (USA)

Mattel Books - She-Ra Princess of Power (early 1980s classic) 0:30 (USA)

Wow, back in the day, toy were making books for kids to read bout their toys. Kind of like Star Wars books, but you know, with She-Ra. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but if it encouraged kids to read, then I guess it's okay. Also, what a great song, too.

 

Mattel - Day-to-Night Barbie (early 1980s classic) 0:30 (USA)

Mattel - Day-to-Night Barbie (early 1980s classic) 0:30 (USA)

This Barbie isn't just any Barbie, she can look smart when she goes to work in her power suit and briefcase, then change into evening wear in a jiffy to meet Ken over drinks.

 

Action Force - Latest news - (1983) 0:30 (UK)

Action Force - Latest news - (1983) 0:30 (UK)

The "Action Force News" is a very serious ad for a set of actions figures that are similar to the

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