“Mr. Clean represents patriarchy from some disgusting bygone day.”
“In a horrible fat-shaming society like America, Kool-Aid’s mascot is body positive. And it’s about time.”
“The only thing more horrifying than Pearl Drops racist all-white toothpaste is its anti-science stance on fluoride."
“Even KFC has to hide the fact it is from Kentucky. Because Kentucky is the south. And everyone knows the south is made up of nothing but racists. If you like KFC, you’re racist, too.”