Santa's all "hey-- screw this milk and cookies stuff, gimme some bacon." Because even icons of giving like presents, too. There's something delightfully creepy about this portrait of Santa, I have to say.
I'm trying to preempt larger gun control arguments because I'm not out to change anyone's opinion and I'm not going to change mine either. Any time there is a public policy lobby they are motivated as much by emotions as they are cold hard facts.