The oversexed ad thread (post pics please)

Rrrright. I'm gonna give y'all a reason to try that file upload toy here so here we go. Post a sexy ad. I'll start!

( clicks on "File attachments", "choose file", and "attach". Done!)


I see your sideways lips and raise you a near Badlandian eye.

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And to redress the balance...

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teehee.

Doing my part for the guys.

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Oh yeah? Well then, I'll bring out the big guns. Heh.

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Less is more, here.

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OMG creepy, what on earth is that for? Anti-aids?

Yes. Just trying to find a reference for it now.
On edit: it's by CLM BBDO / France

BOOBIES!

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Here's a Dutch classic:

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dammit, quit reminding me of that horrible time I had when HE became creative director of Publicis for that ad - which is off-brand. More Hustler than Playboy even if it's clever.

Note to everyone: Do not hire the king of one-offs to creative direct an agency with great brands unless you want to loose the clients. Disclaimer: I was just talking about the killing of one of the brands there yesterday, still sore then I guess.

Quick! Lets distract her!

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Hahahaha, accidental homoerotic. Luv it. Probably art directed by Salvatore dontchathink? ;)

BOOBIE part two.

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Meh, too many females again. I will bring back the cock! (yeah yeah, but packaging is advertising innit?)

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Cock soup always makes me laff. This is amusing, too.

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*moahahaha*
Meanwhile, his one is awful.

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Ugh. This is good though:

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Could someone tell me what the product is? or even what it's for? (I need a close-up shot).

Vibrators designed by women for women or something.

Ahhh... Now I get it!
[Of course, that could be what she said, after using it!] ;->

Yup. Incidentally, there's a gap in the market for vibrators designed by women for men, surely.

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A Feast wouldn't be my first choice as an erotic treat. It's brown and lumpy. Actually, it wouldn't be my last choice either, just to set the record straight.

God, this thread is crazy.

And more!... This has got to be the worst boobies ad ever. I wonder if it's real.

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I'm not sure this is real either.

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Just goes to show that people love rude stuff!

Anyway, remember this?

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Hehehe, god yeah. So old!

This one is terrible.

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Not so subtle.

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Here's another.

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And here are a few more.

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Going to Tom Ford is way too easy, I know.....

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Thanks guys, I've been laughing all morning now.