YankTheChain.com is looking to fill a position of Vice President in charge of marketing.



We are willing to pay a rate of $0/hour, with the potential to scale up to a maximum of $0/hour with reviews every 6 months. We are willing to provide health/life/death-and-dismemberment/uncurable-STD insurance with any non-existant insurance company that you like, provided it doesn*t cost us anything.



Work duties include making us rich and famous, getting no credit, lots of overtime, fetching us coffee, smokes, and protitutes, and generally being our bitch.



Willingness on the part of the applicant to pay for magazine, tv, and web advertisements a +.



Attractive, female, scandinavian ad grunts with unpronouncable names who run scathing web sites encouraged to apply, but advised to keep hands to themselves.



If interested, please send resume, references and bribes to ericr@yankthechain.com



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[ This message was edited by EricR on 2002-05-10 0017 ]