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advertising jokes

 

advertising jokes

 

Go art Director! go!

Words of encouragement from copywriters are the lines we never hear (and often for day-m good reason) like:

True, I mean realistically who reads body copy these days?

You carry your lack of sleep with unmatched grace

- ha! Yeah right!

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WestJet introduces Kargo Kids - so you can fly kid-free.

Via work that matters we find that WestJet flights now offer a kid-section, called Kargo Kids.

"As Canada's low-cost airline, we are constantly looking for innovative and fun ways to enhance the guest experience," continued Richard Bartrem. "The initial feedback on Kargo Kids has been quite positive and we're looking forward to the peace and quiet while we get families where they need to be"

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Save The ICEHOTEL

The local hotspot of Jukkasjärvi, Sweden is in danger. The Ice Hotel is in danger every year as its enemy gets ready to begin war. That's bad. Watch to see how you can help save the ICEHOTEL.

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Ikea Product Recall - Allen Key

Today in the Sunday Times and several other UK Newspapers are running a recall ad from Ikea. The Allen Key is a small iconic IKEA product made from highly-recyclable material useful for re-adjusting Ikea furniture long after it's been assembled. Sadly, Ikea did not notice that they have handed out left-handed Allen Key's to all customers, including right handed ones, all of 2012 thus far. They'll be happy to exchange the Allen Key for you if you go to your nearest Ikea store with your "wrong" key.

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Richard Branson launches Virgin Volcanic, now you too can travel to the center of the earth.

Richard Branson launches Virgin Volcanic.

Richard Branson launches journeys to the centre of the Earth through Virgin Volcanic. Academy Award winning actor Tom Hanks to join first expedition.

Only 500 people have been to space, only three people have been to the bottom of the ocean, but no one has ever attempted to journey to the core of an active volcano. Until now.

Using patented carbon-carbon materials pioneered for deep space exploration, Virgin is proud to announce a revolutionary new vehicle, VVS1, which will be capable of plunging three people into the molten lava core of an active volcano.

Adland: 
 

"Conan O’Brien Buys Mashable, Ousts Pete Cashmore as CEO"

Mashable has been bought up by Conan Conan O’Brien, who has ousted Pete Cashmore as CEO. Conan has said his reasons for this investment are "I’m sick and tired of scanning the Internet looking for any news about technology..." and he plans to turn Mashable into such a place.

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Sticky Buddy - 'even if its a quickie, wrap up your sticky'

Here's your Friday fun; the Sticky Buddy Dub by Jaboody Dubs. It's the dirty mind dub-extra funny. Even if it's a quickie wrap up your stickie. I don't care how smelly or hairy your carpets are, my rubber fingers will get in there. Check out the suggestively sized stickie. Double-o-seven. Stop rolling up your money with those lint rollers, the fuck the wrong with you? Wear headphones or risk that humorless person in your office reporting you for watching porn. Click the button. Do it.

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Ad agency rhyming slang

I didn't take too long for a Mad Man to find a use for Pinterest that's worth a Paul Calf-er, some Snoop Dogg and a bit of Ringo Starr. It's the Agency Rhyming Slang Board where every word is a celebrity pinned by @EamonDownes . Okay, fine, not every word, Femoral Vein isn't a name, and Baked Potato needs to be pronounced Baked Patatahh to even rhyme with Facebook Data, but just roll with it will you, it's funny. Gotta dash now, got a Ronan Keating.

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Shit advertising students say (stick a fork in this, we're done)

Oh noes, there's yet another shit  says out there, and somehow apropos that it's the ad students latching on to the meme last. I had to post this anyway, for two reasons. 1: the use of comic sans in the end title, ha ha you sarcastic kids, and 2: the fact that they're still saying what we used to say when we were ad students.
Well, apart from the "I don't know coding so I have to be with someone who does" line. We used to say "I can't spell, so I have to be with someone who can". Who am I kidding, we never said that.

The agency letter joking was a bit too far kids. That joke is so old KFC used to be called "ye olde Kentucky Fricasseed Chicken" when it was first told.

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Shit Nobody Says About Advertising

With all the other "Shit X Says" or "Shit Nobody Says", it was only a matter of time before someone did a Shit Nobody Says About Advertising. And, yes, of course, complete with your favorite "I wish they made the logo bigger" line.

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