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Hot air ballon ad joke

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man outside a pub below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? ............

Genie in a lamp

- sent in by Fozzie - Thanks for making us laugh.

A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold, it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a genie appeared......

Sacreligious ad joke

A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whispers, "Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you...."

The dream team

An account director gets into a black cab with two bin liners.

"'Ello, mate," says the cabbie. "Just been sacked then?"

"No", says the account director. "I announced that I was leaving to set up my own agency, and they had me escorted off the premises."

what we say to clients...

...and what we really mean.
-"We'll certainly consider that"
-Don't make me laugh!

There is a major opportunity
We need your money

Our advice to you
Our invoice to you

That's a good point, but...
I've heard some rubbish in my time...

We've been thinking
Because you obviously haven't

There's a lot of support for this concept
This is our only concept

May I make a suggestion
Do this or you're neck deep in shit

That's a challenging brief
What the FUCK do you mean?

We'll need to visit the factory

Advertising Light bulb jokes

Image by Laszlo under a Creative Commons 2.0 license

Q. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "NOBODY changes ANYTHING!!"

Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "Does it have to be a light bulb?"

The art director, copywriter, AE and Genie

Another advertising joke for your pleasure kids!

An art director, a copywriter and an account manager are sitting in their client's reception area. The art director walks over to the big silver coffee urn on a table nearby.

As soon as he touches the knob, Poof! A genie appears before them. The genie turns to the art director and says "You can make one wish."

The Exec - an advertising joke.

Two advertising execs were having lunch and talking. The young trainee said to the older, wiser man,
"Where has Charlie Harris been hanging out? I haven't seen him for a while." The Senior Exec replied "Haven't you heard? Charlie went to that great agency in the sky."

Dad needs a new..... Well, we know what he doesn't need.

Someone scanned this from Arkansas Democrat-Gazette and all of adlist hasn't stopped laughing since we saw it. If there was ever a time one should photoshop items into a different color, this would be it.

More spoof ads (including milk..)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery......

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