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advertising jokes

 

Have you been naughty or nice? Your Santaclout score can tell you which list you are on.

Sometime last week, @Santaclout appeared and started tweeting directly to anyone and everyone who works in advertising. Soon after, I went on a "no fuck given" meme run - and as you can see, my Santaclout score is probably the naughtiest ever. (see recent twitter images or my FB page).

Yeay! I win at being the worst! Santa knows I'm naughty, which means he'll pay me a visit - you know santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live, right?

Adland: 
 

Everyone gets a meme

No sooner had the Jr Art Director meme made the rounds through the worlds ad agencies, when the Creative Director meme fired up. Seems everyone that isn't at #Eurobest or tied down currently working on an Easter Sale of peeps brief is wasting billable hours smirking and making sarcastic lines for these memes.

Adland: 
 

Siri - and shit that Siri says.

Siri is seemingly the perfect mate. She knows where to hide a body, who her daddy is and has clever comebacks to marriage proposals. Day-m girl, I want to be your best friend. See shit Siri says for more hilarity.

Adland: 
 

OH about the TBWA\Chiat\Day "Iconic" pledge

Overheard about the TBWA\Chiat\Day"Iconic ad pledge" seen at agencyspy, copyranter and in a longer nincompoop post at LaLi.

....I thought I already signed one of these when I agreed to come work here...?

*golf-applause*. Well played, anonymous TBWA\Chiat\Day person.

Adland: 
 

Flasher exposes himself at supermarket.... named "Willy's"

I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with advertising really, except to say one should choose brand names wisely as some don't export well, like poo tofu sticks.

There's been a recent spat of flashers in the southern city of Lund in Sweden, with men exposing themselves all over the place. Sydsvenskan has been reporting on the issue. This guy must have a warped sense of humor as he chose to show off his willy.... at Willy's.

The pun begged me to post this. I'm so sorry.

Adland: 
 

Lets play London Advertising Monopoly!

Admonopoly (also seen on twitter as @admonopoly ) have made a board that is full of injokes, and by the looks of it, totally playable. I love the cards on top:

Awards ceremony
You lose to a youtube-ripoff. Give £20 to each player

and

Student Book Crit
Steal brilliant strategy from student team. Pick up an award card.

I sense a bit of bitterness here....... ;)

Check out what's tweeted to @admonopoly - there are some gems like:

Adland: 
 

Poking fun at the riots and British Tourism ads (now pulled off air due to riots)

The British Tourism adding "They are not appropriate at this time". No kidding! The ads were actually running in BBC iPlayer programmes overseas, and likely appeared more than once coupled with BBC coverage of the riots.

It was of course bound to happen then, that someone decided to start mocking the British Tourism ads, with this parody. Visit Britain! Bring home a flat screen telly!

Adland: 
 

A look inside of Kittywood Studios - where cat videos are born

If you don't work in advertising or post in any way, you'll still find this amusing, If you do, you might laugh even harder.

"Sometimes we do full character creation, like OMG cat, which believe it or not, started out as an animation test by one of our interns. We didn't end up hiring him."
Adland: 
 

Save the sausages says Dildo King in the worlds largest dildo ad.

Copyranter shares the worlds largest dildo ad, and my mind immediately went to Miami with their skyscraper billboards, because of words and pictures excellent joke on that. This ad could be even BIGGER over there.

The ad reads; "Save the sausages." and signs off with Dildo Kings logo. Oh and it's real. Very real.

Adland: 
 

Sartalics from BBH Labs - our dry asides will never be missed again.

BBH Interns have come up with a twitterblitz, twitter petition, twitter flashmob or whatever you want to buzzword it, idea to get the web to employ sartalics. The back-leaning italics that will make it perfectly clear to the reader that you are, indeed, being sarcastic. Hey this would be perfect for me, as I'm sarcastic most of the time and think this is a very

important world-changing idea

Lets get on this right away, shall we?

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