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Richard Branson launches Virgin Volcanic, now you too can travel to the center of the earth.

Richard Branson launches Virgin Volcanic.

Richard Branson launches journeys to the centre of the Earth through Virgin Volcanic. Academy Award winning actor Tom Hanks to join first expedition.

Only 500 people have been to space, only three people have been to the bottom of the ocean, but no one has ever attempted to journey to the core of an active volcano. Until now.

Using patented carbon-carbon materials pioneered for deep space exploration, Virgin is proud to announce a revolutionary new vehicle, VVS1, which will be capable of plunging three people into the molten lava core of an active volcano.

"Conan O’Brien Buys Mashable, Ousts Pete Cashmore as CEO"

Mashable has been bought up by Conan Conan O’Brien, who has ousted Pete Cashmore as CEO. Conan has said his reasons for this investment are "I’m sick and tired of scanning the Internet looking for any news about technology..." and he plans to turn Mashable into such a place.

Sticky Buddy - 'even if its a quickie, wrap up your sticky'

Here's your Friday fun; the Sticky Buddy Dub by Jaboody Dubs. It's the dirty mind dub-extra funny. Even if it's a quickie wrap up your stickie. I don't care how smelly or hairy your carpets are, my rubber fingers will get in there. Check out the suggestively sized stickie. Double-o-seven. Stop rolling up your money with those lint rollers, the fuck the wrong with you? Wear headphones or risk that humorless person in your office reporting you for watching porn. Click the button. Do it.

Ad agency rhyming slang

I didn't take too long for a Mad Man to find a use for Pinterest that's worth a Paul Calf-er, some Snoop Dogg and a bit of Ringo Starr.

Shit advertising students say (stick a fork in this, we're done)

Oh noes, there's yet another shit  says out there, and somehow apropos that it's the ad students latching on to the meme last. I had to post this anyway, for two reasons.

Shit Nobody Says About Advertising

With all the other "Shit X Says" or "Shit Nobody Says", it was only a matter of time before someone did a Shit Nobody Says About Advertising. And, yes, of course, complete with your favorite "I wish they made the logo bigger" line.

The Comic Sans Defenders deface logotypes

Shit Art Directors say to Comic Sans: OW! My Eyes!

Well, the Comic Sans project hope to change that. By re-doing famous and easily recognisable logotypes using only the right pantone and Comic sans, they hope you might warm up to the wonky face.

WE ARE THE COMIC SANS DEFENDERS. WE FEAR NO FONTS AND WE WILL MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD COMIC SANS.
BECAUSE HELVETICA IS SOOO 2011

It really just a question of time before we have the Comic Sans movie. It'll be a horror film, of course. And yes, it's enterily possible thet the comic sans defenders are taking the ironic piss, which is so 90s by the way.

Happy holidays from Organic, Droga5 and the angry designers tired of making Holiday cards.

This year, the ad agency Xmas cards are a little nut. The one where you'll see the most naked man leg is the innocent-sounding Ugly sweater from Organic, where everyone at Organic pose in their ugliest holiday sweater. And nothing else. Oh dear. Thank you for the pixels.

The Droga5 christmas card is more of a ... press release. Of course, this made me laugh out loud. so points guys. Well played.

Droga5 today announced its selection of McGarryBowen as the advertising agency of record for its holiday card business. The hard-fought win caps a stellar growth year for Dentsu-owned McGarryBowen. The agency will handle lead creative duties for the Droga5 holiday card account.

Have you been naughty or nice? Your Santaclout score can tell you which list you are on.

Sometime last week, @Santaclout appeared and started tweeting directly to anyone and everyone who works in advertising. Soon after, I went on a "no fuck given" meme run - and as you can see, my Santaclout score is probably the naughtiest ever. (see recent twitter images or my FB page).

Yeay! I win at being the worst! Santa knows I'm naughty, which means he'll pay me a visit - you know santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live, right?

Everyone gets a meme

No sooner had the Jr Art Director meme made the rounds through the worlds ad agencies, when the Creative Director meme fired up. Seems everyone that isn't at #Eurobest or tied down currently working on an Easter Sale of peeps brief is wasting billable hours smirking and making sarcastic lines for these memes.

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