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Qualcomm explains recent butterfly attacks on men: due to stolen prototype

Butterfly attack #1

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Youtube launches new film format: TEXTp saves you bandwidth

You've heard of 720p och 1080p, well youtube can save $1 a second when they use the new format TEXTp - and this is what The Toshiba Space Chair Project looks like in this groundbreaking new format. Technology really is amazing.

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Perlorian Brother breaks new directing ground : Remote direction with Tele Direct Robotics

The Future of Commercial Directing in Two Words: Plastic Avatar
Duo Call Action From Miles Away With New Directing Technology.

Directors the Perlorian Brothers have proven that Woody Allen’s adage that ninty percent of life is just showing up doesn’t hold true when it comes to the game of commercial directing. That’s because they’ve perfected a new system of directing actors remotely, without ever setting foot physically on set.

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twentythree vs Alex Bogusky : kidnapped fan page on Facebook

It's come to this..... Kidnapped facebook fan pages. This wouldn't have been as funny if it weren't for that accent. As for the Miss Piggy picture, have you guys seen the crazy images Alex uses on his own posterious? Don't miss his post Men are from Skylon 4. Women are from a breakfast nook on Earth.:)

Mr. Alex Bogusky, we mean business.
If you want your Facebook fan page, you must comply with our demands. You will buy one share of our company for 1$.
More than 1000 Facebook fans are waiting for your decision. You can reach us at Iwantmyfaycebookfanpaygeback@twentythree .co.il.
Until then, Miss Piggy stays.
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The Google-mapped resumé - a trend in 3... 2... 1...

Ed Hamilton, a copywriter in the UK created a google mapped Resumé, that shows where he lives, worked and where he starred as an American GI in a Japanese war film about Vietnam. A creative way of showing ones history, no doubt, but will it get him hired?

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Photoshop? Nah, it's Crashtoshop

The 5 stages of grieving when Photoshop crashes and your work disappears into the ether, all in a well designed form. By Stephen Taubman over on his blog: http://staubman.com/blog/?p=136

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The Onion weighs in on Danish tourism ads.

Congratulations Grey Copenhagen (and Goviral), the Karen26 (1,2,3,4,5) story is now immortal as The Onion has decided to mock Denmark, Lars von Trier, and Danish tourism ads in one fell swoop with a newscast complete with a declaration of Denmarks superiority in handball.

Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier
Hat tip @ericrosenfield

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Pete Blackshaw reloads our buzzword bingo with The Official Social Media and Mobile Glossary of 2010

Finally we can burn the old ad dictionary as Pete Blackshaw has written The Official Social Media and Mobile Glossary of 2010 which contains such gems as spurned media, wiki wart and Oedipost complex. It's funny as hell.

TWEET-SHIFTING: Delaying or mixing Twitter posts so axe murderers don't know you're miles from home. Increasingly common as a spousal and family covenant among folks who travel with high frequency.

CURBCASTING: The almost unstoppable cacophony of loud voices barking all manner of silliness into the airwaves thanks to Bluetooth devices. You see this on every street corner and curb.

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Predictions for 2010 in Adland

Everyone does it, so lets join in with the predictions pulled out of a hat. This is what we believe will happen in 2010. Make a bingo-card out of it and see.

  • 1 - Micropayments will finally come of age. They'll be used to pay creatives for their work.
  • 2 - Individuals as media channels , big brands on T-shirts are so 90s, now we want the consumer to Bambuse live as they shop at H&M and air this on their own facebook page. Someone is working on a campaign that encourages this type of behavior right now.
  • 3 -Crowdsourcing comes of age and the worlds first worldwide union, the CSGotW (Crowd Sourcing Guild of the World) enters the scene.
  • 4 - The full service ad agency will die a new breed of agencies will emerge, specializing in creating content for the types of media that are barely invented yet.
  • 5 - Your mom still won't understand, at family gatherings and as she introduces you to her friends, she never manages to explain your job right. Settle for "s/he works in advertising" and leave it at that.
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    How a web design goes STRAIGHT TO HELL
     

    New Years Resolution 2010: Never work for these clients again.

    The Oatmeal has the story of how a web design goes to Design Hell to show you, complete with insane requests from clients.

    New bulb joke I haven't told you before.

    Q. How many designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A. I think really the issue is not so much the lighbulb in this case, but the relationship between the lightbulb and the ceiling around it, and if were to introduce a lighbulb at this point, what knock on effect would that have on the room in general. A lightbulb in this context may seem like a small addition but in actuality could have an effect on the whole which will require a considerable amount of subtle work to be carried out on the general interior design which would, of course, result in budgetary issues for you. Not saying we couldn't screw it in, but best to establish a baseline for this at an early stage.

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