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No more pretty boys, only bald fat men in booze ads please!

This is truly bizarre but the ASA thinks that using "balding" and "paunchy" men in booze adverts would be less likely to encourange woman to drink to achieve social success. So the booze-makers have actually been ordered to have uglier men in their ads, as the new advertising code stresses that there should be no link between alcohol and seduction. As if only Ken-doll type pretty boys know how to seduce a woman.

Lambrini is the first drinks maker to get a slap on the wrists, as their latst ad shows three women hooking up a guy in a parody of a fairground game. The ASA said to the Lambrini firm:

"We would advise that the man in the picture should be unattractive - ie overweight, middle-aged, balding etc.

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Lynx hot lips moans for you.

LynxGameBabe has a little, uhm.. game where you can type on your keyboard and make the lips say things like je taime, sex and ooooOOh and wolf whistle and moan in general. I got bored after 10 seconds but perhaps some clever person out there can make a song out of all these sounds?

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Dove Firming Lotion Ads spark controversy

During recent days, there's been a lot of hub-bub regarding Dove's latest "Campaign for Real Beauty" ads for their firming lotion. One of the most interesting happened in Chicago.

The Sun Times did a feature on the ads, and supposedly a "he said/ she said" piece as well. I say supposedly because there was only one journo credit on the piece. And apparently she only wrote the introduction, which is a background on the campaign and the new massive media buys.

That "he said" portion was writen by Lucio Guerrero:

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The NameGame: Your name in lights! (and a suave ipod in your pocket!)

Wordwizards and cunning linguists, we have a little game for you - if you come up with a winning name for a nameless ad agency you can win neat stuff!

The 1st prize is one ipod mini 4Gb. or Knomo ixopo laptop bag
2nd prize ipod Shuffle 512 Mb
3rd prize Creative Advertising: Ideas and Techniques from the World's Best Campaigns (a very good read.)

And the booby-prizes? 20 super adgrunt memberships here on Adland. It's all good! Read more on how to play inside.

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Vodafone and Beckham splits

Beckham was making £1m a year on being the face of Vodafone live! but the coupling is now off, despite the fact that Beckhams sexually explicit text messages to Rebecca Loos really sold the idea of mobile phones practical use. ;) You'd think he was the dream spokesperson for a mobile brand, as he knew his way around a phone but as a Vodafone spokesperson told the mirror: "He did a good job for us in promoting Vodafone live! when we first launched it. But we have decided not to renew the contract. This decision was reached by mutual consent."

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Real Spoofs of genius!

Mr Pocky Snack inventor, Mr anime fan - yes, the real american genius (or heroes as they used to be called before it went out of fashion) ads for Bud Light have been deservedly spoofed, as Pocari Sweat real otaku heroes radio ads.

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Unfortunate ad placement of the week

Sometimes ads find themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time. Back in '97 when cutting edge news sites employed a keyword system to get the right banner near the right articles, it seemed like a great idea until a banner for Mercedes showed up above an article about Princess Di's death. Since then we've seen many more combinations like that, this usually doesn't happen in printed newspapers. But last week, Politiken newspaper ran an ad with a somewhat unfortunate visual of a girl holding a video-camera..... Perhaps I was the only one who noticed.

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Getty images teamed up with PicScout to hunt and destroy copyright infringers

Getty Images has teamed up with PicScout to search and destroy.. Ah, no maybe not that dramatic, to "investigate internet use of its entire collection of approximately 450,000 Rights Managed images." the StockArtistsAlliance reports.
The SAA (Stock Artists Alliance), a global trade association

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