ABSOLUT SAD

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AdAge reports on Absolut's new campaign - the old iconic bottle campaign is dead and buried now after a 28 year run. Compare the old with the new.

Fine, so the bottle idea was gathering moss, not to mentioned it was getting watered down to death after it became a running art gag with Absolut various artists, and the absolut cities bored me to tears though I'm sure both spin-offs looked great in a marketing plan. "We'll get that arty-farty air!" "We'll position ourselves as a suave globetrotter!"

Well now we say bye-bye to "perfection", and hello to "ideal". And that's where we run headfirst into trouble, In an Absolut ideal world cops and protesters settle their differences with pillow-fights. Cute. Times Square is a fine art gallery - huh? And men are pregnant. What!?

OK, lets put aside the fact that pregnancy in spirit ads seems questionable at best, what made you guys think that I'd wanna give up my superpowers of creating little humans in my belly? I don't. In an ideal world, my boobs would bounce back, stretch-marks wouldn't exist, the first months of nursing wouldn't be so excruciatingly painful and I'd end up with a better looking body at the end of it - but I'm not in the least bit interested in giving up my super-powers to men thank you very much. In an ideal world my entire career would not be affected by my theoretical possibility of becoming a mother (not all women spawn, neither do all men) thanks - which is probably what they wan't to say somewhere in there but fail.

In an ideal world vodkas would not cause hangovers, computers would never ever crash, long and boring cross atlantic flights would be replaced with one second in a teleporter (sans fly!), cars would drive themselves and run on Absolut hangover breath... And brilliant old campaigns would be replaced with even more brilliant new campaigns. Shame it's not an ideal world, innit?

Recent Absolut commercials: Absolut Vodka - The Absolute, Absolut Vodka - The Absolute - 2,
Absolut Ruby Red and Absolut - Mix it up

And for the heck of it, since it's the last chance really - our own Absolut spoof in .pdf form.

More mentions of Absolut in the archives: Absolut bad idea bad news in Germany, Absolut death (spec ads)

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Comments (13)

  • caffeinegoddess's picture
    caffeinegoddess

    Caught this new spot last night:

    I'm not really sure what it's saying about Absolut though. If we all drank Absolut we'd not use deadly weapons and only have pillow fights instead?

    May 31, 2007
  • guime's picture
    guime

    It's not sad. It's stupid. I'll never drink this shite again.

    May 31, 2007
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Drinking Absolut causes hallucinations that one is using only pillows as weapons when rioting. It makes committing violent acts against others easy. I think.

    Jun 01, 2007
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    There are so many men who look like the man in the ad who are not pregnant. Change the man's pose, and you really do have an "Absolut World"

    Jun 01, 2007
  • RLDavies's picture
    RLDavies

    Looks like the pillow riot would be just about as messy as the real thing to clean up afterwards...

    Jun 02, 2007
  • Hygge's picture
    Hygge

    Ads with pregnant men, I have seen them sooooooo often. This probably should be in the Badland section.

    Jun 05, 2007
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    This would work for a beer campaign.

    Jun 05, 2007
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    True Hygge, pregnant men are old. At least Saatchi had a point with their pregnant man.

    Jun 05, 2007
  • taO's picture
    taO

    You're right malkie66 :)
    When Carlsberg introduced the plastic beer bottle
    in Denmark, one of the outdoors said something like;
    "A revolution in bar fights"

    Jun 05, 2007
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    Some say that the new Absolut ad is very similar to the pulled Xbox "shootout" ad and the Xbox water balloon fight ad.

    ....

    Well, apart from it being uhm, not the same at all, then yeah. No , I'm kidding. I see the fighting similaraties but the base idea is different.

    Jun 25, 2007
  • Prospero's picture
    Prospero

    Still for some online campaigns Absolut are one of the coolest brands up there with Nike and any Crispin campaigns. It's almost like the web is totally separated from their cheesy TBWA stuff. They just won a bronze in Cannes for www.absolut.com/lomo

    Jun 25, 2007
  • andromeda's picture
    andromeda

    This is true, the Absolut web work is very good while the ads aremediocre at best.

    Nov 28, 2007

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