Here's Sir Martin Sorrell, Chief Executive of WPP, being honored at The Partnership at Drugfree.org’s 10th annual Winter Wish Gala, because when you are the big man in the world's largest advertising company by revenues you don't need drugs. High on power, you see. Even the lovely lady, Patricia Russo, Chairman of The Partnership at Drugfree.org, who is handing him the trofé knows.
- So tell me, is it true what they say...?
- Yes. It's better than sex. Size doesn't matter but more is always better. It never goes soft and you're never too old for it. Bo-yah.