You can't make this stuff up folks. Hewlett-Packard made an app that measures your penis size, and they called it "chubby checker". It claims it can do this rather magic measuring simply by checking a mans shoe size. "All you need to do is find out the man's shoe size and plug it in... Now with the Chubby Checker there is no need for disappointment or surprise" Sheesh. Kind of cute, but we all know it isn't the size of your monitor but what you do with it. Now, the 71-year-old musician named Chubby Checker is so not amused by this, and wants everyone to know that he wears really big shoes and hates having his toes stepped on. This is all urban myth by the way, Jerald Bain of Mt. Sinai Hospital in Toronto and Kerry Siminoski of the University of Alberta made a carefully measured report, "The Relationships Among Height, Penile Length, and Foot Size." in 1998 and found height and foot size would not serve as practical estimators of penis length. so we can all stop fooling ourselves regarding this now.