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  • Sputnik_Barconi's picture

    Old Man Chicago himself -- Lewis Lazare -- wrote that 5 was "for the club crowd" ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    "No X for me tonight, fellow hipster. I'm currently enjoying a stick of 5!"

    Aug 16, 2007
  • Dabitch's picture

    Is it kinky if it makes me laugh this hard?

    Aug 16, 2007
  • claymore's picture

    Well, in retrospect, looping the flip-you-off film frames kinda gives it a piston-ish effect that a number of ladies and perhaps even a few men would pay good money for.

    Quintuple your pleasure... Quintuple your fun...
    With flippin' Five, flippin' Five, f***-you-all gum!

    Aug 16, 2007
  • kidsleepy's picture

    so basically....chewing five gum is like being in a ridley scott movie.

    um, yeah.

    Aug 17, 2007
  • Appleappleapple's picture

    Maybe we're looking at it wrong. Maybe it's just really excited.

    Aug 20, 2007
  • Dabitch's picture

    really really exited. Yeah, that's it.

    Aug 20, 2007
  • bella's picture

    I'll never look at gum the same way again.

    Aug 22, 2007
  • Neo's picture

    You have a dirty mind, my friend.

    Apr 23, 2008

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