Proof the ad industry isn't all bad - help save Red.

 
 

Proof the ad industry isn't all bad - help save Red.

Adland: 

Hello. My name is Red. I'm a pig.

Recently I had a supporting role in a television commercial for a major international cellular telephone provider. The commercial was directed by the Perlorian Brothers and written by Mother NY.

Everyone was very nice to me, and I think I did a pretty decent job for my first time on set, but I've since learned that I'm scheduled to be slaughtered in a week. This is not good for an actor's career. I knew it was a non-union job and the residuals weren't anything to get excited about, but I wasn't expecting to be hung by my foot and have my throat slit.

Fortunately, my new friends at Reginald Pike, Toronto, Biscuit, L.A., and Mother are working to find me a new home at a petting zoo (despite all this, I love humans). You can help me too by getting a limited edition t-shirt with my picture on it at http://www.reginaldpike.com.

They're only $20 and proceeds go to my care and feeding. Please help.

Pics of stylish tees inside or go to Reginald Pike's site.

Comments

Blimey, I'e just realized we got the same email with this "save the pig" word-of-mouse thing :)

I'm sure all ad-blogs got the same email. Le sigh.

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