Skittles back as contagious spots, unibrow weirdness and stomach bug

Adland: 

Skittles are being weird again, when innocent unibrowed girls aren't falling into the wrong crowd who are just using her for her skittle-brow, young men are being cornered in the library and forcefully used by hungry young women who just want him to release his load of skittles. Having a skittles affliction in high school sucks

And if that doesn't turn you off these little rainbow colored candies, we also have Mr Contagious at the bleachers. Mmm, my appetite is way up now. Gimme some of that acne candy! Yum.

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Dabitch Creative Director, CEO, hell-raising sweetheart and editor of Adland. Globetrotting Swede who has lived and worked in New York, London, San Francisco, Amsterdam, Copenhagen and Stockholm.

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    DS (not verified)

    I love the last one. I don't know if I'll ever be able to eat skittles again though.

    Mar 17, 2012

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