We've all been there, when your client or boss says something incredibly stupid in he heat of the moment.
Lines like "What's the latest I can approve this and still have it ASAP?". Classics like "Perfect! See changes." and such - well Jim from Coudal.com and myself want you to AdVent!
Tell us the stupidest lines you've ever heard, and get a chance to win a 20pack from Jewelboxing, the professional-grade, short-run DVD/CD packaging system.
Best two stupidest lines win a 20pack from Jewelboxing- so you can make a great looking send-off portfolio or reel and get the heck out of that agency. ;)
The best (of the worst!) two lines will be judged by Jim Coudal and Myself on the 9th of Feb - That's Monday in two weeks folks. Get your advent on and tell us what the stupidest thing you ever heard was. To participate, simply leave a comment with the lines. I'll email the chosen two, make you sure to check your mail on Monday the 9th.
Everyone wins, as everyone who enters will receive something!
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Love the $5,000 comments, too!
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Bean counter # 1: Hi! Very nice to meet you Mr. ****
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The Account Planner never apologized for his statement and he was never "truly" reprimanded.
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Permalink"But we already have an African-American."
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PermalinkYep, it holds the current record with seventyfour, er.. seventysix comments.
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Permalink😂
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PermalinkSeventy-EIGHT!
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PermalinkOfficially the thread that never dies, I gather.
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