Hot Pockets - Snoop / DeStorm - Pocket Like It's Hot - (2012)

Snoop is no stranger to shilling a song or his likeness for a buck. He wrote love/lust songs to Sookie in True Blood, he's been Lee Iacocca 's golf buddy for Chrysler Jeep Dodge, and appeared everywhere, from the Star wars Cantina to falling through ceilings for XM Satellite radio over ten years ago.

But now he's shilling hot pockets and I dunno. *tap taps on glass*

Hmm. I think my irony-meter just died. Needle won't move from top spot.

 

See also Pocket like it's hot on facebook.

Lyrics: Hungry kids in the crib ma Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot When the craving's got a hold of you Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot,Pocket like it's hot And yo munchies get a attitude Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot I've got the pockets in my arms Settin' off smoke alarms And I eat 'em smokin hot 'Cause I got it going on - I'm a hot dude, with some hot dreams Getting fired up, letting off steam Everybody showing love -- Herbie's in da tub Checkin' applications for the Hot Pockets fan club Pepperoni pizza, much better than some fish eggs The interior too hot let it cool off for a few secs I'm running for the taste, that can be my phys ed Chompin Hot Pockets, that's how you get ahizzead Winners get the meaty meats, Winners get da cheesy eats The tag-team meal that's too hot for TV Get off my pockets, you gotta backup Yup that's whatssup, now sign the prenups Me and Hot Pockets never gonna splitup You should think about it.....take a second. - I bring the heat, but y'all knew that Da Big Sauce Boss, yeah, I had to do that I keep it fired up, even when I'm inside You take what's mine, then ya gonna have to run 'n hide He light 'em up so much that everybody talks They all wanna turn in his Hot Pockets Box Two, one, yep, three these Pockets are H O double T Smokey temps hitting that three thirty three If you can't stand it this hot Then you can't chill with me So bring your friends, we going on a wild ride Herb Sauce tender meats heat yo insides So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a lizzle Got some cheesy drizzle dripping on my shizzle Waiting on the brizzle's, the pizzle, the dizzle Gs, when da cheese hits your tongue it'll scream "Fo Sizzle" - Hungry kids in the crib ma Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot When the craving's got a hold of you Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot And yo munchies get a attitude Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot I've got the pockets in my arms Settin' off smoke alarms And I eat 'em smokin hot 'Cause I got it going on

Hot Pockets - Snoop / DeStorm & Andy Milonakis - Pocket Like It's Hot - (2012)

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andromeda's picture

C'est quoi ce bordel?!!

kidsleepy's picture

Exactement.

AnonymousCoward's picture

That's how I feel.

AnonymousCoward's picture

thats not snoop dogg its snoop lion

AnonymousCoward's picture

That dancing hot pocket just made my day.

AnonymousCoward's picture

Mountain Lion

AnonymousCoward's picture

hot crap.

Dabitch's picture

Stone Lion?

AnonymousCoward's picture

Man I just blazed a fatty and saw this video for the first time...
Snoop will never fade. The guy's only getting better with age.

Better than watching your standard commercials, that's for damn sure!

AnonymousCoward's picture

anonymous coward?

you can gargle my balls, adland.tv.

Dabitch's picture

You could have changed it, Scooby Doo.

caffeinegoddess's picture

Yowza. That definitely didn't have to be over 3 minutes long. Even for a web video.

AnonymousCoward The Third!'s picture

So, if you we're wondering what the “it” was in “Drop It Like It's Hot,” the answer is very clearly Hot Pockets. I think I just witnessed a three minute sell-out.

Dabitch's picture

But he does that sell-out so well. Next he'll sell "gonna make you wet wet wet wet" for Wet Ones® anti-bacterial handwipes. Or yaknow, in my dreams because the hilarity.

caffeinegoddess's picture

Hahaha. I want to like your comment :)

Dabitch's picture

Don't make me install that feature BECAUSE I COULD you know.

caffeinegoddess's picture

PLEASE DON"T. :)

Mr Magoo's picture

He should change his name to Snoop Sellout

AnonymousCoward's picture

I bring the heat, but y'all knew that
Da Big Sauce Boss, yeah, I had to do that
I keep it fired up, even when I'm inside

What is he rapping about?