Underarmed Tactics

After the Washington Post called Battle Mountain, Nevada the nation's armpit, Old Spice saw one helluva opportunity.

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tlevitz's picture

Gee, somebody obviously hasn't been to Akron, Ohio...

claymore's picture

Well, logic dictates that there should be more than one armpit... or...

We could always honor Akron with being the nation's crotch - then FDS or Summer's Eve could get in on the action.

tlevitz's picture

sigh. You'd think Pittsburgh, Cleveland, what's the difference?

If anything, the 'burgh should be doing a deal with Zoloft for the hell that is driving anywhere near or in it.