Near-naked hotties sell cross pens

Don't worry. It's not pornography. It's shot in black and white, so obviously it's art. In a second ad, titled "Windowsill," in which the blonde is writing a note while the guy removes her camisole, the pen is similarly superimposed but situated in such as way as to suggest either: 1.) Verve. The Sexy Pen, or 2.) vibrator. Impossible to tell what exactly she's writing, but we're guessing: "Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!"