Stimmung soundlikes "Man on Fire" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, as the soundtrack to our ambitious bottle wandering across the vast United States. The bottle has dreams, see. The bottle wants to see the ocean. The bottle isn't just a piece of trash.
With your help, the bottle will see the ocean, and not in that Great Pacific Garbage Patch plastic island kind of way. Cute story, bro.