Apple Tango - Home with the flu / Dressing in scuba gear - (1995) :30 (UK)
Man fakes the flu so that he can dress up in tin-foil shoes and mystery scuba gear and bright green tango underpants, while licking the TV set. Wife comes home unexpectedly and man shrieks "run away run away!" as he tries to hide behind the couch.
You know, as you do.