Jen & Saffron go shopping. Or rather, one dances the other rollerskates around in ass-hugging leather shorts and smashes heads in with a cricket bat. Then the ladies have a bit of a snog because after all the gratuitus ass-shots and brain splattering zombie-kills in slow-mo, we need a little lesbian action to file all of this in bank. Leather-shorts gal is bad-ass (with a nice ass) while white-shirt girl is happy hippie dancer. Aaah, to be young again.

Oh right, from this you're supposed to grok: Don't get trapped. Don't be locked in. Stay Living.
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Now every time you see cricket bats or leather short you'll feel a bit of a boost somewhere and that's the connection to Boost Mobile. Oh c'mon, you know that was funny. It's primal branding™ mate.

See also Stay Living, How to clean out the office, and how to shop for petrol / gas during the zombie apocalypse. After that you might wish that Boost Mobile just caved and made this a mini-series because it's all rather good zombie-slaying stuff. Want more? Raise your cell-phones.

Boost: Stay Living Boost CEO: Paul O'Neile General Manager: Business Development - Anthony Torr Customer Experience Manager: Tina Cleary Agency: The Monkeys Chief Creative officer: Justin Drape Executive Creative Director: Micah Walker Digital Creative Director: Jay Gelardi Art Director: Oksana Valentelis Copywriter: Henry Kember Head of Broadcast Production: Thea Carone Broadcast Producer: Jade Wannell Executive Planning Director: Fabio Buresti Channel Planner: Mat Rawnsley Senior Engagement Planner: Rachel Maughan Social Media Strategist: Matt Abet Director of Client Services: Dan Beaumont Content Director: Gini Sinclair Content Manager: Anthony Campagna Production Company: Revolver Director – The Glue Society: Matt Devine Executive Producer/Managing Director: Michael Ritchie Producer: Adrian Shapiro Editing: Dan Lee / Editors VFX Supervisor: Nicholas Ponzoni, Fin Design Composers & Sound Design: Nylon Saffron & Jen Film: Nicky Routledge Ben Film: Christopher Kelaart Mary Film: Son Of Kick PR Agency: Magnum PR Print Credits: Photographer: Ingvar Kenne Photo production: The Pool Collective Retouching: Outpost Art Buyer: Meghan Petersen Designer: John-Scott McClure Read more at

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