Burger King - Fantasy Ranch (2005) 0:60 (USA)

Yes, that singin' cowbow is who you think it is.
Agency: Crispin Porter + Bogusky

Agency Producer: David Rolfe
ECD: Alex Bogusky
CD: Andrew Keller
ACD: Rob Reilly
Sr. AD: John Parker
AD: Ben James
Sr. CW: Evan Fry
CW: Brian Tierney
Production: HSI Productions
Director: David LaChapelle
EP: Ellen Jacobson
HOP: Michael McQuahae
Line Producer: Julia Roberson
Editorial: Cosmo Street
Editor: Chan Hatcher

Your rating: None Average: 3.7 (29 votes)
Submitted by dabitch on 1. March 2005 - 14:08.
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Just for the heck of it, here's the lyrics:

"When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat.
I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
There's tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't hunt you 'cause you got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, no one tells you to behave. (Be-have)
Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves.
Red onions make you laugh instead, and french fries grow like weeds.
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
There's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."

Not sure about the "Folks don't...***" line, anyone else care to guess?

Submitted by caffeinegoddess on 1. March 2005 - 17:59.
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Sounds to me like "folks don't fudge ya 'cause you got the juice."

Submitted by dabitch on 1. March 2005 - 18:00.
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ah! That's likely, thanks Caff.

Submitted by caffeinegoddess on 1. March 2005 - 18:05.
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No prob. Although I'm not sure what it means.

Submitted by chuckgu on 3. March 2005 - 2:48.
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I saw "Folks don't hunt ya" posted on another website: HERE

Look for "Hootie and the Burger King Update".

Submitted by MikeTheAmerican (not verified) on 7. April 2013 - 1:45.
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I found the two homoerotic cowboys eating the sandwiches together a little disturbing.

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