You're called to the principals office because your goth teenager did something emo, just as you have an acupuncture appointment, and the builders of your new house have an emergency - and you were set to to meet with your banker.
Our lives are increasingly complicated with sudden schedule changes, thai boxing and ballet class colliding. Amusingly illustrated by Fred&Farid Group, Paris, this bank offers an easy app to juggle your appointments with.
This reminds me of that adage, if you're poor, you're crazy. If you're rich, you're eccentric. This woman who spends a bunch of money to become a pet whisperer is eccentric with a capital E. Not to mention pervy.