Obsessed with bacon, sex, and oiled up fit women in white bikinis feeding each other bacon bits? Carl's Jr has the burger for you, eat enough of them and maybe that hole in your soul will stop hurting so much you creep. Sure sure, Carl's Jr does the fast food = sex thing so much and so over the top you kind of have to give them kudos for that but at this point I wonder who eats there. Horny teenagers & virgins? Ah, yes that figures. Great food is foreplay but fast food is "ugh I'm not moving hand me the remote." Trust a woman who has a lot of sex, yo. Stay off the greasy burgers or you ain't getting any.

Client: Carl's Jr Ad agency: 72andSunny

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Dabitch Creative Director, CEO, hell-raising sweetheart and editor of Adland. Globetrotting Swede who has lived and worked in New York, London, San Francisco, Amsterdam, Copenhagen and Stockholm.

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