This is the textual story of how Mark & Katie became Mark&Katie and then went shopping at Crate&Barrel because they are as Boring&Predictable as their dating story is.
I actually had to ask someone what Crate&Barrel sells because all this tells me is that they have a lot of "&"'s. Is it like Bed Bath & Beyond, or IKEA? Does it look good? I suspect its as bland as the ads, am I right?