An angel pops out of a Crown Royal bag and gives a designated driver a sultry look and a halo crown because he's drinking a pitcher of water instead of knocking back doubles.
He may be a designated driver and all, but that doesn't mean he won't be stopping for frequent bathroom trips. The whole "drink half your body weight in ounces of water," is a myth. I'm just sayin' dude. Calm down. And reign on.