Holy &*$%! You mean to tell me that there are still Hacky McNoodleheads in the biz using this metaphor!?
Yikes, that's awful.
It's still better than the "hurdles" ad for Ocean Finance here in the UK. (One of the we'll-lend-massive-amounts-of-money-to-anyone companies.) The Ocean ad must have had a budget of about £10. Various people start running down a track and have to stop at hurdles marked with reasons why they can't get loans from normal banks, e.g. "Self-Employed", "Retired", "County Court Judgements". The guy with Ocean Finance clears the hurdles and makes it to the finish line, hooray.
Dell is awful.
Oh, you mean the ad.
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