"Meet me at the all night store and wear the outfit" our seductive Apple Tango commands and what is a man to do but obey?

He tries to play it off all cool with "It's my mum" but soon he has to say it. SAY IT. APPLES BIG JUICY APPLES NAGDANGIT!

Oooh, you little minx.

Agency: Goodby Silverstein and Partners

Little guy tells Shaq off. He's the little mean Joe.

Wendy "The Snapple Lady" Kaufman charms us once again reading this letter from a bodybuilder in California.

Without Wendy "The Snapple Lady" Kaufman, this young lad would never have dared share his feelings. Aaaaw.

Directed by Tarsem.

Coca-Cola and a Universal monster. Can you tell them apart? I like this one.

Even Santa needs the occasional pit stop.

The cream of Manchester strikes again.

The ad that got in trouble for "teaching" kids to slap people. "Trouble" as in banned.

This ad aired in "Bookends" around other ads in the cinema.

Possibly my favorite Carlsberg ad ever. And I'm Swedish.

Scandinavians love to tease each other. The Swede (with the hairstyle danes insist every single Swedish man has) has to make an oath before the bartender gives him the beer.

"I will not catcall after your girls. I will not fall asleep on Strøget. I will not pee in your parks. I will not throw up in Tivoli. And I promise I will take the last boat home."

This ad used to crack me up like no other.

Agency: Ogilvy