See also, Escalator where there's yodeling & such.

Dear Hahn, when I'm out disco dancing, I always lose my beers in the dark. Can you help?

Yep, they just spent 90 seconds on a glow in the dark beer gag. See the others here: Hahn beer academy campaign sets out to solve all our beer problems

To the daughters horror, she watches as dad approves of her date simply due to the bribery beer.

It is a mighty fine beer, though.

It's a bit like the ancient Virgin spot the band name image and "spot the song" film, these countless "spot the internet meme" films that followed it. With the "Comhem viral homage" using more old virals than anyone else, but with good reason to. Here we go again with this idea, apparently! Signed forward thinking CP+B, no less!

Zambezi recently helped launch the Sprite Uncontainable Game campaign, where Kobe and LeBron scout the globe for undiscovered players to join their respective teams, which will then face off in the "Uncontainable Game" at NBA All-Star 2013.

Jean Paul Gaultier re-designs this dancer.

Dear Hahn,
At a party it's easy to forgot which beer belongs to whom, what would you do?

Also, when drinking lots of beer, it's easy to forget grammar rules, but that's not a bug that's a feature.

Dear Hahn,

I like beer but I also love bar snacks. If only there was a beer and snack in one.

Can you help?

Dear Hahn,

On a hot summer day my beer gets warm very quickly, can you help?

Don't nitro-chill it. I said don't nitro-chill it...

Dear Hahn, soggy beer mats alway stick to the bottom of my beer. Can you help?

Brilliant! Giant beer-mat table. You're soooo smartz like it's.. uh..

Dear Hahn, I am often jostled in busy bars, spilling my beer everywhere.

Can you help?

Gevalia want Americans to leave that standard cup of Joe alone and have a cup of Johan instead. This idea is presented by a long haired suave Swede as he flirts his way through an airport on his way to his motorcade, offering random women a ride because his coffee is like having a foot massage. What? Did we just mention feet while talking about Gevalia's aroma? As for the handsome Swedish flirty man stereotype, wow, I did not know we had these in Sweden WHERE HAVE Y'ALL BEEN HIDING GUYS? Seems most Swedish women don't know where these guys are, as everywhere I go in the world, someone will explain that they had Swedish girlfriend at some point. This is the new Viking era, we export sex. No I mean coffee. Sure. Good coffee is like sex.

The most interesting man in the world and his lute are the cause of borealis aurora. Of course.

"If you were to hear one of his horn solos live, you would feel every emotion you've ever experienced, simutaneously"

Actually, I experienced most emotions just looking at those hairy clams opening. Can't tell if I'm horrified or turned on now.

Sometimes finding the right Valentines gift is a little tricky, and sometimes you forget to get anything ... No worries, Tui and Saatchi & Saatchi, Auckland to the rescue. All you have to do is roll up the ad and presto, perfect gift. Well, at least it looks like there's a bunch of roses in your hands, but only if you got her drunk on TUI I s'pose.

Marcus from Y&R emailed me the perfect Valentine's bouquet, one filled with Kirin Mini Beer - the only thing ruining this for me is that he only sent me pictures. What the hell Marcus, I would love a beer-boquet, why torture me like this? That's it, we are so through, Mistah. If you need me, I'll be roaming romantic restaurants sticking false engament rings in all the ladies drinks tonight. Just sharing the love, sharing the love.

FINALLY, A BOUQUET FIT FOR A MAN.
It's the perfect gift for the man (or men) in your life—husband, boyfriend, lover or a random handsome stranger—this Valentine's Day.

What do the mystery números mean? 1 2 9 3 9. Is it a date? Is it a riddle? Is it a sign? Ah, it's a sign. Seems to work quite well as the kids trying to crack the mystery are feeling thirsty, then again they just spent a lot of time on a rooftop cracking and eating some sort of nuts too. Better get a Pepsi to wash that down with.