If I had been born a red/blue - they rant, and their rants show how similar fans really are at the heart of things. They both have parents, a broad named Becky, and are both convinced that the other side sucks. It's not crazy, it's sports. That's how this works, mate. The split-screen used here is a great idea. Yikes Wayne Rooney really let himself go, didn't he? *squints* PS - a proper minger is an unattractive or malodorous person.