"Hello, the reason I'm celebrating is because I've just colour sealed my bath tub, and I made such a neat job it it, nobody's noticed. What do you think of my colour seal?" "I thought it was white?"
Wait hang on, is this a race joke? *suddenly there's a knock* Oh no, somebody wants to use the bathroom.
Wow, where do you guys come up with this stuff?
Client: Evo Stick