In this King Kong homage, the beautiful blond initially screams and rejects King because his ginormous ape hands (he is an APE not a monkey! / pet-peeve) are stinky and may have cooties. Once she has sanitized the big ape with her trusty Green Cross Hand Sanitizer, they can get down to business and share germs in a big fat cootie-filled snog. Don't worry your little head with the details, it's advertising-logic.

GREEN CROSS Agency: Riverorchard Ho Chi Minh City Production Company: S-FILMS Director: Sunil Thomas PETER SUTHERLAND (Executive Creative Director) PETER SUTHERLAND/TRUONG (Art Director) Ian Brown (Copywriter) BEN GONZALES (Agency Producer) MONICA MORALOS/ERICA (Account manager)