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Seventh Generation "Vajingle" (2016) 1:40 (USA)

Seventh Generation "Vajingle" (2016) 1:40 (USA)

72andSunny and Seventh Generation got SNL alum (and Bridesmaids, etc) Maya Rudolph to sing about her vagina. And also about tampons. And not having chemical tampons. In her vagina. Because chemical vaginas are a no-no.

 

Sub-Z "Mejor duerme hombre" (2016) :30 (Mexico)

Sub-Z "Mejor duerme hombre" (2016) :30 (Mexico)

Translation: Get some sleep…Sub-Z, a natural sleep aid. Non-addictive, fast-acting sublingual melatonin. Available in three and five milligram presentations.

Get some sleep.
Sub-Z, by Medix.

 

Sub-Z"Mejor duerme mujer" (2016) :30 (Mexico)

Sub-Z"Mejor duerme mujer" (2016) :30 (Mexico)

Dude, I've been there. It sucks.
Translation: Get some sleep…Sub-Z, a natural sleep aid. Non-addictive, fast-acting sublingual melatonin. Available in three and five milligram presentations.

Get some sleep.
Sub-Z, by Medix.

 

Old Spice - the Horrifying Mutant Nightmare Abomination (2016) :90 (USA)

Old Spice - the Horrifying Mutant Nightmare Abomination (2016) :90 (USA)

Old Spice explain this abomination with "Sometimes when two commercials love each other very much, they get together and spawn a radioactive garbage fire that spews flaming jellied gasoline everywhere and kills all the grass in your yard." Meanwhile, we paraphrase Bi

 

Nivea "Sunslide" (2016) 1:36 (South Africa)

Nivea "Sunslide" (2016) 1:36 (South Africa)

South Africa has one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world and children are especially at risk because they hate wearing sunscreen. Nivea came up with a freaking genius way to get them to apply it-- by creating a Sunslide.

 

Lamisil "Feet on Fire" (2016) :45 (Switzerland)

Lamisil "Feet on Fire" (2016) :45 (Switzerland)

I dunno man, I kinda think feet on fire is awesome. Like some X-Men reject. But it's also a metaphor for the pain athlete's feet causes. So put out that fire with Lamisil.

 

Dove "Amazing moments, Louisa and Rob" (2016) 2:53 (UK)

Dove "Amazing moments, Louisa and Rob" (2016) 2:53 (UK)

Magic storytelling. Louisa had a crush on a mowhawk wearing member of a boy band. Fast forward years and years later and there she is living in America and boom, she meets the former mohawk guy and after a few years of dating she decides to propose to him.

 

Sensodyne "The Intimidating Campaign" (2016) 1:00 (Germany)

Sensodyne "The Intimidating Campaign" (2016) 1:00 (Germany)

Each of those ice cubes in your drink are just waiting to cause brain freeze and pain in your teeth. Set to frozen breaking icebergs and a voice over that is a chilly as the arctic, this is the most intellectual ad I've ever seen for toothpaste meant for sensitive teeth.

 

UnitedHealthcare "Pool vault" (2016) :50 (USA)

UnitedHealthcare "Pool vault" (2016) :50 (USA)

Oh yay, another Dumb Husband spot. They resonate with me almost as much as the Dumb Dad spot. Men, what are you going to do with them.

 

Thai Health Promotion Foundation "AbsorbPlate" (2016) 1:49 (Thailand)

Thai Health Promotion Foundation "AbsorbPlate" (2016) 1:49 (Thailand)

Thais have the second largest obesity rate in Southeast Asia, due to their diets. They like them some greasy food. But that's leading to health problems.

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