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YSL Black Opium "The new fragrance" (2014) 1:00 (France)

YSL Black Opium "The new fragrance" (2014) 1:00 (France)

This lovely bit of story telling is my favorite kind. It doesn't involve sex, so much as implied sex. Woman wakes up all bed headed and looking for more sexy time. Dude isn't there, so she slips on her shoes and dress and runs to his place.

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Advil "construction worker" (20140 :15 (USA)

Advil "construction worker" (20140 :15 (USA)

Advil takes care of the day's pain even when it's night and you're asleep. Camera work shows our dude in question is a construction worker. Just once I wish it would be something other than a construction worker. They own all the pain commercials and truck commercials.

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Centrum "These guys still got game" (2014) 3:40 (USA)

Centrum "These guys still got game" (2014) 3:40 (USA)

Leo Chicago and Centrum show that even old dudes can play basketball so long as they take their Old Dude Vitamins. It's less Replay and more PlayLike You Used To.

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Dove - patches - (2014) 4:00 (USA)

Dove - patches - (2014) 4:00 (USA)

Dove are back, reminding us that real beauty comes from the inside. This time they did a clinical trial, and had women wear "beauty patches" for two weeks, as test subjects for this presumably new product.

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Neutrogena "Stop Junkface" (2014) 1:00 (Canada)

Neutrogena "Stop Junkface" (2014) 1:00 (Canada)

Hey, Canadian men: Stop cleaning your face with the same soap you clean your junk with. There's even a microsite called Stop Junkface where you can learn more, if you are so inclined.

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AXE "You need us more than ever" (2014) 1:20 (Puerto Rico)

AXE "You need us more than ever" (2014) 1:20 (Puerto Rico)

While the dudes are excited to watch the World Cup, the ladies are excited to watch the dudes play. Knowing that the sexy level has been raised this time of year, it's up to the spectator bros to step up their game.

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Dove Men Care -Calls For Dad #RealDadMoments (2014)

Dove Men Care -Calls For Dad #RealDadMoments  (2014)

The anti-Doofus dad is here for being here for you. Because good dads are. Created by Davie Brown Entertainment/The Marketing Arm and produced by Stun Creative.

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Johnson and Johnson "Distinctly Dad." (2014) 5:50 (USA)

Johnson and Johnson "Distinctly Dad." (2014) 5:50 (USA)

If Mothers have the toughest job, then Fathers Don't Know How Important They Are. And since Father's Day is coming up, it's important to tell them that. As opposed to other times of the year when you can't sell them shit. Color me cynical.

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Fenistil "Gorilla" (2014) :30 (Russia)

Fenistil  "Gorilla" (2014) :30 (Russia)

When you're in the jungle, don't scratch like a monkey. Otherwise you might regret it.

*shudder*

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Too Faced "Is Your Mascara Better Than Sex?" (2014) 1:32 (USA)

Too Faced "Is Your Mascara Better Than Sex?" (2014) 1:32 (USA)

Sorry, Too Faced cosmetics, Barry White-esque VO and style "expert" Jeannie Ma-- If your mascara is way better than sex, you're doing it wrong.

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