The deadpan voice-over tells us that we've spent ages browsing sixteen million job listings, and found a great new job as a music teacher. Now it's time to celebrate, and here's the unexpected electric guitar solo.
Certain objects and rituals attract a level of consumerist fetishism like no other. Box fresh sneakers. Being the first to unbox the latest Apple gadget. And yes, for many women, there's nothing comparable to the pleasure of receiving an unfathomably expensive handbag.