Hot Pockets - Snoop / DeStorm - Pocket Like It's Hot - (2012)

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Posted by dabitch on 12. October 2012 - 22:45

Snoop is no stranger to shilling a song or his likeness for a buck. He wrote love/lust songs to Sookie in True Blood, he's been Lee Iacocca 's golf buddy for Chrysler Jeep Dodge, and appeared everywhere, from the Star wars Cantina to falling through ceilings for XM Satellite radio over ten years ago. But now he's shilling hot pockets and I dunno. *tap taps on glass* Hmm. I think my irony-meter just died. Needle won't move from top spot.

See also Pocket like it's hot on facebook.

Lyrics: Hungry kids in the crib ma
Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot
When the craving's got a hold of you
Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot,Pocket like it's hot
And yo munchies get a attitude
Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot
I've got the pockets in my arms
Settin' off smoke alarms
And I eat 'em smokin hot
'Cause I got it going on
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I'm a hot dude, with some hot dreams
Getting fired up, letting off steam
Everybody showing love -- Herbie's in da tub
Checkin' applications for the Hot Pockets fan club
Pepperoni pizza, much better than some fish eggs
The interior too hot let it cool off for a few secs
I'm running for the taste, that can be my phys ed
Chompin Hot Pockets, that's how you get ahizzead
Winners get the meaty meats,
Winners get da cheesy eats
The tag-team meal that's too hot for TV
Get off my pockets, you gotta backup
Yup that's whatssup, now sign the prenups
Me and Hot Pockets never gonna splitup
You should think about it.....take a second.
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I bring the heat, but y'all knew that
Da Big Sauce Boss, yeah, I had to do that
I keep it fired up, even when I'm inside
You take what's mine, then ya gonna have to run 'n hide
He light 'em up so much that everybody talks
They all wanna turn in his Hot Pockets Box
Two, one, yep, three these Pockets are H O double T
Smokey temps hitting that three thirty three
If you can't stand it this hot
Then you can't chill with me
So bring your friends, we going on a wild ride
Herb Sauce tender meats heat yo insides
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a lizzle
Got some cheesy drizzle dripping on my shizzle
Waiting on the brizzle's, the pizzle, the dizzle Gs, when da cheese hits your tongue it'll scream "Fo Sizzle"
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Hungry kids in the crib ma
Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot
When the craving's got a hold of you
Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot
And yo munchies get a attitude
Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot, Pocket like it's hot
I've got the pockets in my arms
Settin' off smoke alarms
And I eat 'em smokin hot
'Cause I got it going on

Hot Pockets - Snoop / DeStorm & Andy Milonakis - Pocket Like It's Hot - (2012)

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Submitted by andromeda on 13. October 2012 - 19:10.
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C'est quoi ce bordel?!!

Submitted by kidsleepy on 13. October 2012 - 19:38.
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Exactement.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 2:18.
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That's how I feel.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 3:49.
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thats not snoop dogg its snoop lion

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 7:00.
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That dancing hot pocket just made my day.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 10:18.
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Mountain Lion

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 14:03.
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hot crap.

Submitted by dabitch on 14. October 2012 - 14:57.
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Stone Lion?

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 16:05.
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Man I just blazed a fatty and saw this video for the first time...
Snoop will never fade. The guy's only getting better with age.

Better than watching your standard commercials, that's for damn sure!

Submitted by AnonymousCoward on 14. October 2012 - 16:07.
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anonymous coward?

you can gargle my balls, adland.tv.

Submitted by dabitch on 14. October 2012 - 16:22.
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You could have changed it, Scooby Doo.

Submitted by caffeinegoddess on 15. October 2012 - 0:11.
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Yowza. That definitely didn't have to be over 3 minutes long. Even for a web video.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward The Third! (not verified) on 15. October 2012 - 17:57.
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So, if you we're wondering what the “it” was in “Drop It Like It's Hot,” the answer is very clearly Hot Pockets. I think I just witnessed a three minute sell-out.

Submitted by dabitch on 15. October 2012 - 20:09.
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But he does that sell-out so well. Next he'll sell "gonna make you wet wet wet wet" for Wet Ones® anti-bacterial handwipes. Or yaknow, in my dreams because the hilarity.

Submitted by caffeinegoddess on 15. October 2012 - 20:25.
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Hahaha. I want to like your comment :)

Submitted by dabitch on 15. October 2012 - 21:01.
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Don't make me install that feature BECAUSE I COULD you know.

Submitted by caffeinegoddess on 15. October 2012 - 22:54.
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PLEASE DON"T. :)

Submitted by Mr Magoo (not verified) on 18. October 2012 - 19:47.
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He should change his name to Snoop Sellout

Submitted by AnonymousCoward (not verified) on 21. October 2012 - 2:37.
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I bring the heat, but y'all knew that
Da Big Sauce Boss, yeah, I had to do that
I keep it fired up, even when I'm inside

What is he rapping about?

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