Ellen DeGeneres tells accidental short jokes to Elves with "no small feat" and "well, it's a big deal.." but that's not why One Million Moms wants this boycotted, even though jokes that bad should be boycotted. It's because Ellen is as gay as the day is long, and in a long lasting commitment that has lead to marriage, complete with awesome dresses. I think they might be a tad jealous.

“Since April, JC Penney’s has not aired Ellen DeGeneres in one of their commercials until now. A new JCP ad features Ellen and three elves. JCP has made their choice to offend a huge majority of their customers again. Christians must now vote with their wallets.”

Previously one million moms protested already when Ellen was chosen as spokesperson, to which Ellen responded:

"I usually don't talk about stuff like this on my show, but I really want to thank everyone who is supporting me. Here are the values I stand for: I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you'd want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That's what I stand for."

There's also a one million moms behind Ellen facebook group, while the original 1 million moms one seems to have vanished. It probably got mass-reported and removed.

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