What would you do for a Klondike Bar? What you endure baby talkin' similarly dressed lovey dovey couples? In an elevator? For 5 seconds?
I kinda wish the endings to these "5 Seconds Of Glory" campaign were weirder, but whatever. I'm just glad Klondike took snarky road. They've come a long way from the weird humiliation of the customer executions that I had to endure when I was a kid. They went something like this:
Announcer: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you embezzle from your boss?
Guy on park bench: No. No way! Are you insane?
Announcer: Rich creamy ice cream? Covered in rich chocolatey goodness?
Guy on park bench: Well, perhaps I could....
Announcer: This one has nuts, too.
Guy on park bench: Done and done. I'm opening an off shore bank account as we speak.