An England football fan and his mate find out that they're been rebooked onto a Lufthansa flight, and he envisions the nightmare that could be. "We're flying with the Germans!?" It's sausage and sour kraut for Frühstück, coco clocks, someone playing the tuba, and in-flight entertainment showing the penalty shoot-out from the European cup 1996 when Germany beat England in the semi-final. Also, there's an annoying kid in a German team T-shirt who shows four fingers, because that's how many times Germany won the world cup. No wonder a poor England fan breaks out in hives. I'd pay extra to be on that flight though, it looks like a riot.

Client: Lufthansa