Kid 1: "You batting average is totally awesome. What's your secret."

Kid 2: "Oh, it's these M&M's. Wink! Yeah see, I take the brown ones and the green ones and the yellow ones and they all do something different."

Kid 1: "What if you want to pitch a no-hitter?"

Kid 2: "I take some LSD, just like Dock Ellis.

Coach: "You're up!"

Kid 1: "Quick, gimme a green one!"

I love the Howard Cosell imitation by the kid at the end.

Client: M&Ms

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