Sometimes a man just needs to be alone with his....Chewy Fruit Newtons, that is. Get your mind out of the gutter. No amount of bribery or enticement will make this kid come out from the root cellar. No even the promise of borrowing his brother's bike. I love the smug smile and shake of his head like "Yeah right, pal. Nice try." Also, can we just talk for a second about the 80's taste in eyewear? Oof. It's a wonder people didn't grow up without major issues.