Oh nu-uh they din't! Oh yu-uh they gone 'n did! - a spoof of those TV-shop / Home shopping network shows the perfectly coiffed hosts talk about the ever versatile, hard working and adaptable 9 year old child named Keweshi who can work all day for you. What??
Ah, I see, it's http://worldvision.ca who are fighting child slavery by updating what a slavery auction must have looked like, fitting it into our home-shopping TV staring style of modern times. Because you know what? Slavery might not be legal these days, but every year 1.2 million children are sold into slavery.