Y'all remember that parasailing donkey, who was cruelly used for some sort of advertising stunt in Russia? Oh, that's right, I posted that at brandflakesforbreakfast: "When advertisers make asses out of themselves.". The donkey was the rather unwilling participant in a stunt meant to draw attention to a parasail company at a beach.

Well, the Donkey is now a star, animal lovers around the world took pity on the poor creature, and the Sun and its readers rescued her. She's been getting the tsar treatment at the Kremlin school of riding near Moscow now. Everybody say Aaaaw. Great! Now everybody say hee-haw. Ha! How on earth are you explaining this behavior to your co-workers?