Ah, and here I figured the "Pornhub premium" of wedding dresses would be the one, slightly dishevelled and torn, on the floor.

Pornhub has launched their premium service and are announcing it by attempting to make "Pornhub premium" a thing. I'm tempted to go all "stop trying to make fetch happen" on this, but I wouldn't actually be all that surprised if it did happen. "This champagne, my friend, is the Pornhub premium of champagnes! *POPS CORK*" ... Innuendo, you'll never be able to escape it.

Client: Pornhub