Sometimes I envy the XY-carriers, and this is one of those times. You don't get no sissy PSA with pastel colours and soft lighting, naaah, you get Deadpool talking about your tomatoes. A very amusing take on the usual "check your nuts" talk mainly because Deadpool is Deadpool, and that the hashtag is #TouchYourselfTonight. Anyone who knows the backstory knows that "Merc with a Mouth" is no stranger to cancer. It was due to this horrible disease that he ended up in the Weapon X program. So check your man berries, boys, because the likelihood that you go from badass human assassin to super-badass anti-hero is pretty much zero, since in the real world there's no Weapon X.
I for one can't wait for Valentines day when I finally get to see Deadpool. *Squeee!*