Do you hate politics and having serious discussions, debates and arguments? Do you need a safe space and a placemat you can color with crayons? Are you tired of micro-aggressions? Tired of having to talk to anyone who doesn't share your narrow world view? Or maybe you just want to have a good time over Christmas dinner? Then the Silent Night app is for you. The app will detect certain words and phrases that might lead to arguments, and then make humorous suggestions in their place to diffuse the situation. Very fun idea, but they should have called it Snowflake. Download the app before it's too late!